PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a here movie scen